"u wanna maple smex?"

As I closed my shop in Channel 1 FM today, I got a whisper....the convo went a little something like this:

SpeedySt4r>> hello =]
Zuorai>> whats up?
SpeedySt4r>> i saw u in fm =D
SpeedySt4r>> u wanna maple smex =]
Zuorai>> lol! woo
Zuorai>> i have my boyfriend for real life smex.
SpeedySt4r>> =[
SpeedySt4r>> well
SpeedySt4r>> he dont have 2 kno bout this =]
Zuorai>> lol! oh dont worry i'll tell him
SpeedySt4r>> whr u wanna meet for smex =]
Zuorai>> how about where jr balrog spawns?
Zuorai>> sleepywood ant tunnel?
SpeedySt4r>> -.-
Zuorai>> thats my fav hangout
SpeedySt4r>> my fav spawn is lith =D
SpeedySt4r>> where snails spawn
Zuorai>> kay mebe the snails can smex you? o_o
SpeedySt4r>> -.-

Then he didn't say anything after that. I'll I have to say is PWND~!!!!!
I mean really. Who even asks that? How desperate do you have to be?

pwned